Stained glass mosaic portrait of a North American shamaness with vibrant orange and purple feathers in her wild, curly hair, set against a dreamlike BG of a blooming wilderness, UHD 8K resolution with HDR image processing. Large, crossed eyes mutated beyond recognition, long neck, extra fingers, webbed hands, and arms that morph into twigs and leaves. Low res pixelation, artifacts from lossy JPEG compression, watermarked with a crude, hand-drawn logo of a skull with snakes for eyes and lips curled into a mocking grin. In the background, a faint, flickering pattern of pixels from a TV screen bleeding through, as if the image was broadcast on a low-budget, cable channel. The entire composition is chopped up into irregular rectangles and rounded off at the bottom with a handwritten signature from an unknown artist.